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May 14, 2019

Episode 5: Ms. Pat’s Meatball

Ms. Pat is losing weight and having her first period in years. Aunt Flo ain’t playin’ and her gynecologist hates her because she …

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May 7, 2019

Episode 4: llegal Knees

Ms. Pat tells stories about helping her special Uncle Cecil, her insane family funerals, playing “illegal knees.” We also try to …

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April 30, 2019

Episode 2: Tell Your Truth

Ms. Pat shares her thoughts on an ex-frat president that got no jail time for rape. Ms. Pat then explains what she was doing in t…

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April 30, 2019

Episode 3: Ms. Pat Explains Abducted in Plain Sight

Ms. Pat opens the episode in an unforgettable way. Then she and Deon Curry explain the documentary Abducted in Plain Sight to "Wh…

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April 23, 2019

Episode 1: Introduction to the Patdown

Ms. Pat and her producer Chris Spangle introduce the Patdown. After appearing on podcasts hosted by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Ari Sh…

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