Episodes

March 3, 2020

Episode 47: The Miseducation of Garrianna P. Lee

Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle have brand new cars and give some advice on buying a new vehicle. Deon still is driving that same sad a…

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Feb. 25, 2020

Episode 46: Buddhachuck

Ms. Pat and Deon had a fight right before the show began and things began tensely. Chris Spangle spent the day with Ms. Pat thank…

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Feb. 18, 2020

Episode 45: Ashy Scrashy

Gwen SomeGodDamnBody has a candle that smells like certain things and Ms. Pat wants to know which scent they based it on. We ask …

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Feb. 11, 2020

Episode 44: Trip Skip

Ms. Pat is getting a side hustle to fund a trip for the kids. She tells us how she would deal with a school shooter. Garrianna jo…

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Feb. 4, 2020

Episode 43: A Date To Remember - Live at SF Sketchfest, Part 2

This is an episode you’ll never forget. We are live at San Francisco Sketchfest, and one couple has a legendary first date at the…

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Jan. 28, 2020

Episode 42: Don’t F**k With Pats - Live at Sketchfest Part 1

We are live in San Francisco at Sketchfest! Ms. Pat describes what it’s like to be a guest on Bert Kreischer’s TV show. We spoil …

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Jan. 21, 2020

Episode 41: Gingerfication

Ms. Pat begins this episode with some kind words for White Boy Chris Spangle and a post he made. Ms. Pat hit Louisiana like a hur…

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Jan. 14, 2020

Episode 40: Culture Vulture

Kim Kardashian took photos that make her look black, and is being accused of being a culture vulture. Garrianna weighs in on Kim …

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Jan. 7, 2020

Episode 39: Achoo

Ms. Pat had a beautifully designed Christmas and she’s already planning next year’s decorations. She traveled to Denver and the a…

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Dec. 31, 2019

Episode 38: Kunta Kaepernick

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry and Chris Spangle weigh in on the Colin Kaepernick controversy. Garrianna pops in to share some knowledge abo…

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Dec. 24, 2019

Episode 37: Dick Kidnappin'

Ms. Pat starts the show with a few of her impressions. She responds to the fake kidnapping of a young girl. Deon Curry and Chris …

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Dec. 17, 2019

Episode 36: The Giving Season

Ms. Pat is back from the road and her house is a disaster. She went to get the crack babies some Subway, but lost her money. It l…

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Dec. 10, 2019

Episode 35: Shingalings

Ms. Pat loves Christmas and is making memories for a family she is currently mad at. The group discusses some of their favorite C…

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Dec. 3, 2019

Episode 34: Faintinism

Ms. Pat has so many white people working in her house that you'd think the cops were raiding the place. One of them is Richard th…

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Nov. 26, 2019

Episode 33: Hangin in the Hood

A woman goes into school to beat her child, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts on whoopins. She shares a story about her granddaddy th…

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Nov. 19, 2019

Episode 32: Pickle Brains

Ms. Pat talks about the time roaches saved her life. She gives advice to white people and black people, mainly stop killing peopl…

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Nov. 12, 2019

Episode 31: Bag Daddy

Quisha has been sending Ms. Pat horrible videos including black pastors losing their mind. One included a funeral so bad that Ms.…

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Nov. 5, 2019

Episode 30: Olaf Till Middle School

Ms. Pat is back on the road and had a great time in Atlantic City. The crack babies did NOT go trick or treating because Ms. Pat …

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