Episodes

Nov. 19, 2019

Episode 32: Pickle Brains

Ms. Pat talks about the time roaches saved her life. She gives advice to white people and black people, mainly stop killing peopl…

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Nov. 12, 2019

Episode 31: Bag Daddy

Quisha has been sending Ms. Pat horrible videos including black pastors losing their mind. One included a funeral so bad that Ms.…

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Nov. 5, 2019

Episode 30: Olaf Till Middle School

Ms. Pat is back on the road and had a great time in Atlantic City. The crack babies did NOT go trick or treating because Ms. Pat …

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Oct. 29, 2019

Episode 29: The Need for Forgiveness

If ever there was an episode where the video is needed, this would be it. We begin with everyone bickering about the video, and i…

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Oct. 22, 2019

Episode 28: Save the Planet, Eat a Baby

We begin with our most controversial subject yet: eating babies to save the world. Black girls are threatening to make aggressive…

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Oct. 15, 2019

Episode 27: Rubber Booties

Ms. Pat talks about plastic surgery and how it' s bringing down her sex appeal. The gang also discusses the magic of the black be…

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Oct. 8, 2019

Episode 26: Pilot Episode

Ms. Pat shot her pilot! She tells Deon Curry and Chris Spangle about shooting the pilot of a TV show for Hulu. She talks about ki…

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Oct. 1, 2019

Episode 25: Tropicainical

Ms. Pat discusses Section 8 Housing not only as a past recipient but also as a present homeowner and landlord. She once she’s a w…

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Sept. 24, 2019

Episode 24: Whizzinator

Ms. Pat is at war with the birds that live on her porch. She’s flat because she had her mammograms. She asks Garrianna about her …

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Sept. 17, 2019

Episode 23: Does Your Church Have Snacks?

Ms. Pat discusses her weekend in New York and making a bomb between her legs. The gang also discusses Anti-vaxxers, church, God, …

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Sept. 10, 2019

Episode 22: RIP Cakes

Ms. Pat talks about cutting the bs with the RIP cakes. Leave the dead black people alone! She tells an unbelievable story about v…

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Sept. 3, 2019

Episode 21: Down On Your Lucky Charms

Ms. Pat went to Canada and can't get an American wifi to watch her Handmaid's Tale. She explains the show to Deon Curry and Chris…

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Aug. 27, 2019

Episode 20: Nay-Nay

Ms. Pat opens the podcast by taunting White Boy Chris Spangle. She then proposes jail time for anyone that licks Blue Bell Ice Cr…

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Aug. 20, 2019

Episode 19: Holy Polio

Ms. Pat takes on not vaccinating children after Deon Curry had a friend announce she was an anti-vaxxer. Ms. Pat explains where s…

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Aug. 13, 2019

Episode 18: What if Ms. Pat Went Camping?

One of Ms. Pat's babies makes a memorable appearance. A pastor from Zimbabwe is selling to tickets to heaven, and Ms. Pat has som…

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Aug. 6, 2019

Episode 17: Big Blue

Ms. Pat is at the house and these kids won't shut up. The ghetto mom comes out at Ashely, Nikia, and Garrianna. White Boy Chris S…

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July 30, 2019

Episode 16: Dickelodeon - Live at the Just For Laughs Festival with H…

It is the first live recording of the Patdown! Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle take the stage at the Just for Laughs Festi…

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July 23, 2019

Episode 15: Souse Meat

Ms. Pat takes a trip to New York City and pays the price with chaffed thighs. Beyonce inspires Ms. Pat to think about going back …

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