Episodes

Oct. 13, 2020

Episode 79: Q-R-O-N

Ms. Pat schools White Boy Chris on Jet Magazine and black music. Deon accidentally discovers German porn. Ms. Pat is outraged by …

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Oct. 6, 2020

Episode 78: Door Stopper

Cardi B is getting a divorce. Carol Baskins is on Dancing with the Stars. Remember the Tiger King part of 2020? Those were the go…

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Sept. 29, 2020

Episode 77: Ole’ Pizza Licker

Ms. Pat’s niece is in a viral video. These f’n Falcons. Chris Spangle was the Joe Biden of his pizza place and almost got head fr…

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Sept. 22, 2020

Episode 76: Jawels

Ms. Pat has teams positioned around the country and ready to pick up goods off of Facebook Marketplace. She has DIY'd almost all …

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Sept. 15, 2020

Episode 75: Sitcom Update

Ms. Pat is not teaching the kids anymore so she’s taking on the role of lunch lady. She then shares a ton of details about her up…

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Sept. 8, 2020

Episode 74: Ms. Pat's Trap House and Teaching Center

China is up to funny business by mailing out mysterious packages. Deon shares a video of a wife losing it as her husband's swimmi…

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Sept. 1, 2020

Episode 73: Imminization

Ms Pat took a trip to the BMV and it has her contemplating forgery. We have an update on Ms. Pat's jailed brother. She tried to b…

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Aug. 25, 2020

Episode 72: Two Baby Stone Mountains

Quisha got a penis cake and... it was very graphic. Three morgue workers were fired over dick cakes. Donald Trump argues with him…

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Aug. 18, 2020

Episode 71: Romancing Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat’s vertigo is acting up and reminds her of her one powerful eye. Deon Curry is wearing his mask to be safe. They then expl…

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Aug. 11, 2020

Episode 70 - Black Republican

Ms. Pat invites Solomon, her Republican appliance repairman, onto the show. Soloman believes that government welfare set him back…

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Aug. 4, 2020

Episode 69: Mind Your F** Business

We talk about voting. We talk about Kayne West’s questionable views and presidential run. Ms. Pat brings up white people’s proble…

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July 28, 2020

Episode 68: Vertigo

Ms. Pat started a Fitbit challenge, but ended up in the hospital thanks to John Paul!! Deon got banned from Facebook for telling …

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July 21, 2020

Episode 67: RIP Rehab

Will Smith got cucked by August. Ms. Pat's friend Kourtlyn Wiggins joins us. She talks about her view of Hollywood and shares som…

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July 14, 2020

Episode 66: Winning the Culture War By Coming Together

We talk about Trump and his failed rally. We talk about the culture wars and why everyone is mad at each other. We talk about wha…

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July 7, 2020

Episode 65: Bubba and Baby Tupac

We talk the Bubba Wallace noose. Ms. Pat takes a walk in the park and gets harassed by squirrels and hugged by white people. We h…

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June 30, 2020

Episode 64: Driveway Willie

Ms. Pat recently visited Atlanta and was robbed! Deon has new frames on his glasses and Ms. Pat ran into a fan at Walmart. She ge…

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June 23, 2020

Episode 63: Dry Bootyholes

Quisha joins us for the first time! Ms. Pat tells us about her moist backside. We find out what makes Garrianna's bean jump. - Ge…

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June 16, 2020

Episode 62: Diet Hands

Ms. Pat and Deon Curry can't take Chris Spangle's white ass. Ms. Pat has been doing home remodeling during the pandemic and cause…

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