Episodes

Jan. 19, 2021

Episode 93: The Capitol

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Garrianna share their thoughts on the events at the Capitol. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt…

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Jan. 12, 2021

Episode 92: Missing Back Teeth

Ms. Pat is chewing, and it drives Deon Curry crazy. Ms. Pat is about to hit the welfare diet given some COVID weight. She talks a…

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Jan. 5, 2021

Episode 91: Body Yati Yati Yati

Ms. Pat and Deon Curry explain a new song to the painfully unhip Chris Spangle. Ms. Pat cannot find any decorations for her next …

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Dec. 31, 2020

The Patdown Bonus Episode - Live on Stereo

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris …

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Dec. 29, 2020

Episode 90: The Gift Exchange

Ms. Pat got Chris and Deon some lovely and thoughtful gifts. Chris and Deon? Well... Check it out. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! …

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Dec. 26, 2020

The Patdown Bonus Episode - Live on Stereo #3

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris …

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Dec. 22, 2020

Episode 89: Therapy

Ms. Pat is going to therapy and Deon, Chris and Producer Kate share their experiences with it. The Patdown listeners get 10% off …

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Dec. 17, 2020

Patdown Bonus - The Crow live on Stereo

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris …

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Dec. 15, 2020

Episode 88: How to Write a TV Show

Writing a TV Show has caused Ms. Pat to realize she has a unique voice. That's true because none of us knew what a "mantra dontic…

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Dec. 8, 2020

Episode 87: Life Advice From Ms. Pat

We take questions from listeners that need life advice from Ms. Pat. We are joined by her kids as they heckle from the back of th…

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Dec. 4, 2020

The Patdown Bonus Episode - Live on Stereo

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris …

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Dec. 1, 2020

Episode 86: Ms. Pat and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

Ms. Pat is having a rough week and White Boy Chris's Thanksgiving meal plan is making it worse. Deon Curry got in a fight with a …

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Nov. 24, 2020

Episode 85: Standard Issue American Whites

We start with a blast from the past that might help us solve the pandemic. We touch on some Election stuff, but nothing too heavy…

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Nov. 17, 2020

Episode 84: The Five Heartbeats

Ms. Pat's nose is dripping and brought Chris and Deon a gift! Ms. Pat got heckled AGAIN! Ms. Pat talks about writing her TV show …

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Nov. 10, 2020

Episode 83: Election Recap

Ms. Pat and Deon had a wild weekend in Colorado... No, maybe it was Chicago? Oh! It was Atlantic City! They recap the outcome of …

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Nov. 3, 2020

Episode 82: The Cabin

We start with celebrities endorsing Trump and voting (this is not a political episode). Ms. Pat engages in voter suppression agai…

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Oct. 27, 2020

Episode 81: Conversations with Racist Family Members

Ms. Pat opens the show asking "what is wrong with the police?" In the wake of the Breonna Taylor verdict. We also talk about hand…

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Oct. 20, 2020

Episode 80: Spurned Tongue

Ms. Pat's ex is in the hospital. We talk a little bit about politics and religion. (This was recorded before the first debate). W…

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