Episodes

Sept. 27, 2022

Episode 177: Sphincter Control

Ms. Pat's butt ain't what it used to be, and Chris isn't a ginger anymore. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.…

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Sept. 20, 2022

Episode 176: Ms. Pat goes to the Emmys!

Ms. Pat recaps seeing all of the famous people she didn't remember at the Emmys and Norman Lear's birthday party. - Get the Crack…

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Sept. 13, 2022

Episode 175: Termite Pussy

A colony of gay termites attacked Ms. Pat. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ …

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Sept. 6, 2022

Episode 174: The Second Season Response

Ms. Pat is getting ready for the Emmys. We finally talk about season two and the fan response to it, along with our favorite mome…

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Aug. 30, 2022

Episode 173: Wild Wild West Mexicans

Ms. Pat gives us an update on her house and what she's learned being her own general contractor. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! ht…

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Aug. 23, 2022

Episode 172: Jim Jones Was a Door To Door Monkey Salesman

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about some of the dumb stuff happening in the world, and end up talking about cults. …

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Aug. 16, 2022

A Look back at Season 1 of the Ms. Pat Show!

Season 2 of the Ms. PAt show is available now. This week we are taking it back to the launch of Season 1. Ms Pat and Jordan Coope…

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Aug. 9, 2022

Episode 171: The Ms. Pat Show Season 2 Debuts Thursday!

Thursday, August 11, is the big day! Season two of the Ms. Pat Show debuts. Ms. Pat takes a minute to pause and reflect on her su…

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Aug. 2, 2022

Episode 170: This Money Legal

Ms. Pat is tired af, and fills us in on what she's been up to now that filming is over. Then we fill her in on what a wrestler's …

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July 26, 2022

Episode 169: Mr. One Nut

This week, we are going way back to of the first few episodes we ever recorded. This was a bonus episode, and you can find dozens…

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July 19, 2022

Episode 168: A Pound For Every Day of the Year

Nikia accidentally tells us how much he weighs and the podcast never recovers. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcom…

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July 12, 2022

Episode 165: Pissy And Fishy

No, the title isn't a new Trump-loving tag team. It's Ms. Pat's "vabbing" scent. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatc…

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July 5, 2022

Episode 166: Ms. Pat at the Essence Festival

Ms. Pat finally had the chance to cut loose this week at the Essence Festival. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcom…

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June 28, 2022

Butt Butter and Abortion

From 2019: Ms. Pat and the gang discuss abortion and women's rights on, she also discusses the time she almost caught the Holy Gh…

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June 21, 2022

Episode 165: Wear Your Pants When Pounding With Monkeypox

Could Ms. Pat win an Emmy? We wonder what it would be like if she got nominated. The CDC is recommending that you wear clothes wh…

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June 14, 2022

Episode 164: Welcome to the Patdownnbgreenrfggghhhg

We do our best to record this episode and it just didn't go well. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/produ…

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June 7, 2022

Episode 163: Igleww

Ms. Pat met some long-lost family members this past Memorial Day at a barbecue and then found honey in her new house. - Get the C…

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May 31, 2022

Episode 164: Dry Bootyholes

This week in an episode replay, Quisha joins us for the first time! Ms. Pat tells us about her moist backside. We find out what m…

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May 24, 2022

Episode 162: Tweet Tweet Twerk

Ms. Pat and Deon had wild weekends on the road this week, but no one ended up in Evansville with a convict. - Get the Crack Baby …

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May 17, 2022

Episode 161: Ms. Pat's One Pot

Ms. Pat cleaned her wigs and gave us an update on her new neighbors. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/pr…

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May 10, 2022

Episode 160: E.T. Phone Worldstar

Ms. Pat met Mary J. Blige, and Chris lost his nut weight. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack…

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May 3, 2022

Episode 159: Belching Blockages

Ms. Pat makes a couple of announcements on October's Crackbaby party and then talks about seeing a medium that gave bad health ad…

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April 26, 2022

Episode 158: Butt Binky

Why are people putting things in their butt? We scroll through some butt plugs to figure it out. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! ht…

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April 19, 2022

Episode 157: Stay Busy, Stay Dizzy

Ms. Pat hates light, and had another health scare. She has a huge announcement for the Crackdown party. Cook County Jail inmates …

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